urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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luxwing:

demosexual:

i did it

OH MY GOD

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels